Gender Size Tier Tagged Size Numeric Size Range
Women's small-ish XXS–S 0–6
medium-ish M–L 8–12
large-ish L-XL 14–16
extra large-ish XL+ 18+
Men's small-ish XXS–S 28–32
medium-ish M–L 33–36
large-ish L–XL 38–42
extra large-ish XL+ 44+
Sizes are approximate and eyeballed with good intentions — vintage fits keep us humble, trust your gut!

Why use "size tiers"?

Tagged sizing can be all over the place, so why not skip the traditional size mumbo jumbo!

Using size tiers helps keep things efficient;

less measuring + more inventory = better prices!

I’m a one-woman show doing my best, so thank you for your understanding and support! 🪩💘

  • never pinned — always the real deal ✨
  • ✨ no official sizes, just fit ranges
  • ✨ listings are always minimal & honest

UNOFFICIALLY SPONSORED BY IPHONE 17 PRO

Unprofessional Photographer

I take all product photos using mannequins, hangers, or laying them flat, showing items as they naturally flop.

Nothing is pinned or forced!

However, fits vary by brand, era, and fabric stretch!

Listings show 1-3 pics of garment's:

front, back, tags, labels, details, & imperfections

Recognize them?

Meet the Models

Abandoned on Facebook Marketplace, Quinn and Ken were in need of glow-ups and sum ol' razzle dazzle.

Enter me + thousands of disco tiles...

Now Quinn serves runway perfection while Ken brings brooding nonchalant energy to every, single shot.

No pins, no drama!

Just two icons living their best (2nd) lives.

Quinn (in/cm) Ken (in/cm) Measurement What It Measures
14 / 35.6 17 / 43.2 Shoulders Width straight across, edge to edge
11 / 27.9 13 / 33.0 Chest Flat across upper chest (armpit to armpit)
19 / 48.3 Bust Fullest part of chest; double for circumference
13 / 33.0 17.5 / 44.5 Waist Narrowest part of torso; flat measurement
16.5 / 41.9 18 / 45.7 Hips Widest part across lower torso/hips
12 / 30.5 10 / 25.4 Torso (Armpit to Hip) Vertical length — base of neck to top of hip

Women's (she/her/they) Model

Meet Quinn

The Moment, Muse, & Manne-queen

sparkly, smooth, & stable perfection...

always editorial & never over emotional...

zero junk in the trunk

~ size: XS ~

shop divas now!

Men's (He/Him/They) Mannequin

Meet Ken

The Guy, Dude, & Man-i-can

suspended, silent, & smoldering...

professional & questionably quiet

absolutely no backbone

~ size: S ~

shop dudes now!